Knocking on Heaven’s Door
Mama, put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot 'em anymore
That long black cloud is comin' down
I feel I'm knockin' on heaven's door
Who is knockin’ on heaven’s door?
One day three men die and go to
heaven. “Religion?" God's secretary
asked the first man. "Jewish," the man replied. "Okay, go to
room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8," the secretary said.
"Religion?" he asked the second man. "Muslim." "Go to
room 10, but be very quiet when you go past room 8." "Religion?"
he asked the third man. "Agnostic." "Go to room 71, but be very
quiet when you go past room 8." "Why must I be quiet when I go past
room 8?" the man asked. The secretary replied, "Oh, the Catholics are
in room 8, and they think that they are they only ones here."
I heard this joke from a Catholic Priest. It pokes fun at the conceit that only Catholics
can go to heaven. There is nothing in
the Catholic faith that teaches this. To enter heaven, a good relationship with
God is required. God is an absolute and
without error. So to be close to God is
to reduce error.
What does mathematics teach us about
error. Error is defined as the square
root of the variance divided by the square root of the sample size. If you wish to have no error, then you can
either set the variance to zero or increase the sample size. Since error probably exists in each member of
the sample, an error in one direction will be canceled out by an error in the other direction. The larger the sample, the more likely will
be this cancellation.
Unfortunately some people think that the way only
way eliminate error is to set the variance to zero. The standard deviation is the square root of
the variance. If the variance is zero
then, by definition, the deviation also has to be zero. So in an attempt to be closer to God, some people
will allow no deviation. If there is no variance, then you aren’t just closer, you are identical to God. Thus accepting no variance is the height of
hubris and is in fact the belief that you are God. Isn’t that what we are taught is why Satan was cast out of heaven. Rather than a belief that no deviation is the
only way to get into heaven, allowing no deviation seems to be the way to get
cast out of heaven. Or to put it another way, “Judge not, lest you be judged.”