Man's Best Friend

 

I Love My Dog

I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through
All he asks from me is the food to give him strength
All he ever needs is love and that he knows he'll get

Except dogs don’t live as long as we do.

The editor of my favorite newsletter, Teresa Hanafin, announced the passing of her beloved Yorkshire Terrier, Brady. I sent her the following email.

"'Tis better to have loved and lost; Than never to have loved at all. 

I am sure that our West Highland Terrier is wondering what all the fuss over him is about, but then he didn't read your newsletter and see the sad news about your Yorkie. 

My condolences of course, but I will tell you the same thing that I told my niece when her beloved Cotton passed.  When Bruce Springsteen was playing at Fenway, he flashed  a picture of the late Clarence Clemons on the screen.  He said what I paraphrsed for my niece, that "if he's here and we're here, then Clarence is here".  As long as you are here, your Yorkie is still here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP_XkN2v7OM 

As to naming you next dog.... com'n there will be next one.....no one can replace Brady, but how to best honor Brady? Since I was honored to have been selected in your pet essay, in that essay I said that our West Highland terrier's name is also Brady.  I am a sports fan like you appear to be, and I can guess where the name came from ;).  Our West Highland terrier's groomer is Lisa Pacheo of Raynham, MA.  When she grooms Brady, he plays with her West Highland Terrier Pip.  Lisa and her husband, the former chief of police of Raynham, (why are former Chiefs of Police either like Andy Taylor or Bull Conners?) show her terrier.  She, well Pip, won best of Breed at the 2015 Westminster Dog Show.   As a result we learned that Pip's American Kennel Club, AKC name was Great Expectations. Thus, if our Brady was AKC registered then his name would obviously be the Grtaetst Of All Time,  G.O.A.T.  So to honor your Brady, may I suggest that, if its a male, the names Bill (Russell), Red (Arnold Auerbach) or Bobby (Orr).  If its a female maybe Simone (Biles) or Mia (Hamm)."

Polling II

 

Fugue of Tin Horns

I got the horse right here,
The name is Paul Revere,
And here's a guy that says if the weather's clear,
Can do,
Can do,
This guys says the horse can do,
If he says the horse can do,
Can do,
Can do,
Can do.

Polls are touting.

I am not trying to look down my nose here. At various points in my career, I have been a pollster and have touted. The problem is that I understand how polls work, what they do, and how they should be used. And one way that they should NOT be used is in horseracing to predict the next single outcome. A series of outcomes, the house odds, sure that is good touting. The next outcome? Are you crazy!

The golden age of polling has passed. Every response in a poll has to be properly expanded to represent a universe. Once telephone polling could be certain that the telephone number defined geography, which could be used to expand the poll response, But that land line telephone, which once determined geography, and thus other expansion characteristics, is no more. My parent’s landline phone determined the geography, not only in the area code, the first three digits, but also in the Exchange, the next three digits. My parent’s phone was 401-941-XXXX which meant that it was 401-WIlliams 1-XXXX, such that the area code not only told you the portion of a state, but the Exchange told you the town and portion of town served by that Exchange and suffix. My old land line phone was 508-339-XXXX and my sister, who lives two miles away in the same town is 508-337-XXXX. Thus not only do we have the same exchange, EDgewood or 33, but we have different suffixes within that exchange. And besides people used to answer land line phones!

I said former landline phones because my family cut the cord years ago and no longer has a landline. My cell phone has a Boston area code because I worked in Boston when I bought that cell phone. My son who now lives in California has a south suburban Boston area code because he lived in my home when he got his cell phone. My wife has a Los Angeles area code, because that son bought her cell phone. So phone numbers being used to expand the respondent’s answers? And answering cell phones calls from an unknown caller doing a poll? As if!!!

So polls today are no longer as easy to do as they once were. And anyway people confuse the expansion process with the results. This includes the US Supreme Court which confused the process of Affirmative Action with its results. https://dbeagan.blogspot.com/2022/08/affirmative-action.html

LOL. You’re correct Supreme Court.😜  I won’t give preference to race, income, or ethnicity when admitting students. I will instead give preference to polo players, who ski in Europe. That will assure I have not given any preferences to rich WASPs!?!

Polls to tell you the general direction? An honest tout. Polls to pick the winner in a horse race? A dishonest tout.  A poll that says Trump is ahead of Biden?  You be the judge.

Certainty

 

Blue Christmas

I'll have a blue Christmas for certain
And when that blue, blue heartache starts hurtin'|
You'll be doing alright with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue Christmas

How certain are you?

Ranked choice voting is about compromising, finding a common ground to achieve certainty.  Winner takes all voting is only about dominance, not certainty or compromise. 

Take a voting slate of four candidates, (A, B, C and D) and ranked ballots from eight voters to choose the most acceptable candidate to those voters. The ballots by voter are as in the table below.

Voter
	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
1st Choice	A	C	B	C	B	A	C	D
2nd Choice	B	B	A	A	A	B	A	C
3rd Choice	C	A	C	B	D	D	B	A
4th Choice	D	D	D	D	C	C	D	B

From only the First choices, Candidate A has 2/8 of votes, Candidate B has 2/8 of the votes, Candidate C has 3/8 of the votes and Candidate D has 1/8 of votes.  Candidate C is 100% the most dominate candidate if only First Place votes are considered.  However certainty is not the outcome with the highest total.  It is the certainty of the outcome with the highest total multiplied by the probability of that outcome.  In that case Candidate C is has a certainty of less than 24% if only First place finishes are considered.

Candidate Points					Candidate certainty
A	B	C	D	Points	A	B	C	D
2	2	3	1	8	18.8%	18.8%	23.4%	10.9%
8	7	7	2	24	44.4%	41.3%	41.3%	15.3%
16	14	13	5	48	66.7%	62.0%	59.2%	28.0%
24	22	21	13	80	63.0%	59.8%	58.1%	40.8%

If the First and Second place votes are counted, with 2 points for First place and one point for Second place, for a total of 24 possible points, then Candidate C is no longer the dominant candidate. In fact that Candidate is now tied with Candidate B.  The most dominate is Candidate A and the certainty that this is the preferred Candidate of all voters is over 44%.  If 1 point is awarded for Third place, 2 points awarded for Second place, and 3 points are awarded for First place, then the dominant candidate is still Candidate A, but the certainty that this is also the preferred Candidate has increased to almost 67%. Increasing this to 1 Point for Fourth place, 2 points for Third Place, 3 points for Second place and 4 points for First place does not change the dominant candidate from being Candidate A but the certainty of that Candidate has decreased to 63%.

A "winner takes all" contest with no consideration of seeding, handicaps, or different points for finishes other than first, can determine dominance, but it can not determine certainty.  Before it is suggested that this is a complicated system by those who favor “winner take all of first place”, it is observed that this  is how Sports Polling, the Heisman Trophy, Hall of Fame inductions, favorite restaurants, etc. are determined.  Even in playoff systems such as the NCAA March Madness, or professional sport playoffs, seedings are used, not mere dominance. And most playoffs are series of games to increase certainty and overcome the “Any given Sunday” randomness of “Winner takes all”. Even political conventions once chose candidates based on something other than plurality takes all.  It is only in recent years in one political party that “winner takes all” state primary primaries award a state’s delegates on the basis of plurality alone.  That is a way to show dominance, but it is NOT a way to show certainty. Ranked Choice voting may sound more complicated, but it is definitely more Certain.

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Sanctions

 

Gimme Shelter

Rape, murder, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
Mmm, a flood is threatening
My very life today
Gimme, gimme shelter
Or I'm gonna fade away 

Making something against the law doesn’t eliminate it.

There is an international convention against genocide, therefore there should be no genocide, correct?  There are sanctions in place against Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, but since there is still fighting, therefore sanctions don’t work, correct?

If you believe these, then you must also believe that rape and murder, which I believe are also against the law,  never occur.  The law can only deter actions, not prevent them. Sanctions are put in place to punish actions, but also to make sure that you are not an accessory to, complicit in, those actions.  Laws and sanctions can signal society’s disapproval. Laws against rape, murder, or genocide are not invalidated by an illegal act.  They are meant to signal society’s position and to deter such actions. They should be judged by the actions that might otherwise have occurred,  not on those actions, which despite the laws and sanctions, did occur. Bad things are still just a shot away.

Uncertainty

 

Them There Eyes

I fell in love with you the first time I looked into them there eyes
And you have a certain lil cute way of flirtin' with them there eyes
They make me feel so happy, they make me feel so blue
I'm fallin', no stallin' in a great big way for you

Maybe them there eyes are not so certain after all!

Arguing that 3+3 ≠6 is madness.  But arguing that √3²≠3 may NOT be madness. 

The reason is that 3=√3² is true only for a flat, Euclidean, surface.  The formula for a hyperbolic surface would be 3=ln(cosh(3)±sinh(3)).  This has the value 0±6.

In fact for the first ten integers, the uncertainty term is as given in the table below.

x	Flat, Euclidean surface √x2	Hyperbolic surface ln(cosh(x)±sinh(x))
1	1	0±2
2	2	0±4
3	3	0±6
4	4	0±8
5	5	0±10
6	6	0±12
7	7	0±14
8	8	0±16
9	9	0±18
10	10	0±20

There is a pattern here.  For n, on a hyperbolic surface, the solution is 0±2*n.  This suggests that there is a non-zero uncertainty that increases as n increases.  And since there is uncertainty, then our universe may be hyperbolic.  There is a reason why we don't notice this uncertainty.  It is because we measure x in units other than the absolute.  If the absolute is π, then numbers greater than the absolute,  approximately 3.14, are meaningless.  In fact the distances which are regularly encountered are mere fractions of the absolute which means that the uncertainty regularly encountered will also be mere fractions of the absolute. Additionally while the uncertainty suggests that negative numbers are allowed, in fact in reality, if we are measuring x on an abolute scale, negative numebrs are not allowed and rather than the total value with uncertainty, a more useful concept might be the most probable postive number.

Variance III

 

Casey Jones

Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones, you'd better watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind

What if we are high on something other than cocaine?

The movie The Seven Percent Solution dealt with Sherlock Holmes addiction to a solution of seven percent cocaine.  The variance, σ², of the universe with a mean choice of 0.5 appears to be 0.822467. But this is a complex number that is really 0.822467 + 0*i.  The zero coefficient of the imaginary axis means that it is zero, not that the imaginary axis does not exist. 

The solution for the Standard Deviation, σ, the square root of the variance, depends on whether it is solved on a flat, Euclidean, or on a hyperbolic surface.  On a flat surface, the Standard Deviation would appear to be 0.9069, which is 2.9% higher than the solution of  0.8807 on a hyperbolic surface.  Should we deal with our belief, addiction, that we live on a flat surface and admit that we might intead live in a hyperbolic universe?

Death

 

And When I Die

And when I die and when I'm gone
There'll be one child born
In this world, carry on, to carry on

We all die, but the world carries on

·        Norman Lear, 101, American screenwriter and producer

·        Sandra Day O'Connor, 93, Associate Justice of the Supreme Court

·        Henry Kissinger, 100, German-born American diplomat and politician.

·        Rosalynn Carter, 96, First lady of the United States

·        Maryanne Trump Barry, 86, Judge and sister of Donald J. Trump.

·        Frank Borman, 95, Astronaut.

·        Bob Knight, 83, Hall of Fame basketball coach

In recent weeks, obituary writers have been kept busy by the deaths of many notable Americans.  The partial list above of the most famous people shows the good and bad, who have died mostly at very old ages.  “The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones.”  They, and we all eventually, will be interred. But there will be a world that remembers us.  The individual eventually dies, but the group lives.  Is this a lesson that the group is more important than the individual?  Carry on.