A Kiss From A
Rose
Baby, I
compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you, stranger it feels, yeah
And now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey.
Before I give
you my rose, are you here for the right reasons?
Some rules of thumb which I generally follow when I enter the voting
booth, if I do not know the candidate. They are actually identical to the rules
of thumb if I do know the candidate. A candidate for office is supposed to represent
me to the group. I want someone who is for truth, justice, and the American Way.
By that I mean that someone who acknowledges the truth; acts for justice for the
group, not for himself; and promotes inclusion in the group (America is known for
being a melting pot.).
A plus for being a woman
and/or a member of a traditionally excluded group.
Women and others have too long been
excluded from the group. Being a woman or a minority member does not mean that
you aren’t in favor of exclusion (e.g. Ann Coulter, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Peter
Thiel, Clarence Thomas, and Tim Scott) but hopefully you will be more sensitive to those who
have traditionally been excluded.
A plus for being rich.
I do not think that the rich are smarter
than others in the group. I just think that they have a higher price than anyone
else, e.g. they have more to lose if they act for themselves and not for the group,
and have a higher price such that only when the bribe is enormous will they act
for themselves and not the group. The self-made rich are usually think first of
themselves, but this may not be true of their descendants. That means I will
give points to the descendants of the Kennedy, Roosevelts, and Rockefellers.
E.g. Joseph Kennedy, Senior? No. John F. Kennedy? Yes.
A plus for being a veteran, a member
of a non-profit, a teacher, etc.
I want someone who will act for
the group, not for themselves. Veterans, Doctors Without Borders, Peace Corps
volunteers, teachers, etc. have demonstrated that they place the interests of the group over
themselves.
A minus for being a celebrity
I expect the Peter Principle to
apply, that being good in one job does not mean that you will be good in
another job. Being a great football coach does not mean that you will be a great
senator. (E.g. Tommy Tuberville)
A minus for being in any form
of show business.
I have to trust the positions that
are, and will be, supported by the candidate. The art of show business is learning
the art of distraction, the razzle dazzle, which means I can’t trust the stated
position. That means I won’t vote for a Jane Fonda or an Al Franken, but I also
won’t vote for a Ronald Reagan, Doctor Oz, or Donald Trump.
A minus for attending a top
school.
This sounds counter intuitive. I attended
a top school. Shouldn’t I want someone like me to represent me? Don’t I trust myself?
(Uh…not really!). Attending a top school might mean that the person wanted to get
the best instruction, but it also could mean that the person is merely doing resumé padding.
I attended classes at the Wharton School while at UPenn, but Donald Trump, Donald
Trump Junior, Ivanka Trump, and Elon Musk also all also graduated from Wharton.
A minus for being divorced.
Yes, I realize that there are people
in unsuccessful marriages and those people are perfectly justified in getting a
divorce. However when they married, they took an oath that they would be in
that marriage forever. A successful candidate will also be asked to take an oath
to support the group. That is an oath that I don’t want them to break.
The candidate who has a higher point total than their opponents,
is the one who will probably get my vote. To use a line from one of my wife’s favorite shows, I want to give my rose to a person who is there for the right reasons.