Man Bites Dog
Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Man bites dog!
Extra! Man bites dog! Extra! Man bites dog!
Man bites dog! Man bites dog! Man bites dog!
Breaking News! Senator McConnell will not vote for the confirmation
of Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson!
I received a Breaking News Alert on my iPhone. It was a
Dog Bites Man headline and was hardly breaking news. Did anyone seriously expect Senator Mitch “Yertle
the Turtle” McConnell to vote to confirm Judge KBJ? He has never seen a Republican nomination
that he opposed, nor a Democratic nomination that he endorses. Now if he voted to confirm THAT would be a Man
Bites Dog headline. Otherwise this is a
Dog Bites Man story and not worth the designation as breaking news.
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