You’re The Top
You're the
Tower of Pisa
You're the smile on the Mona Lisa
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop
But if, baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top
But how many
are on top!
With apologies to Billboard, it is not the Top 100. With apologies to AP sports polls, it
is not the Top 25. With apologies to
David Letterman, it is not the Top 10.
It might be only the Top 3 that matters.
The top, first place, indicates dominance, but it does not
indicate certainty. Appearing on a top list
can indicate certainty, but while more than a certain number increases visibility
by appearing on the list, it does nothing to increase certainty. It is customary
to rank things in order and to award the lowest number of points to the bottom
of that list and the highest number of points to first place finishes. For example in a Top 5 list, 5 points for first
place, 4 points for second place, and so on.
But the number of places in that list does not usefully increase certainty. If there is a list of one, the certainty is
only 25%. If there is a list of two,
there is a certainty of 50%. If there is
a list of the Top 3, there is a certainty of 75%. If there is a Top 4 list, there is a certainty
that the top is on that list of 100%. If
there is a list of the Top 5, there is a certainty that the top is on that list
of 125%. But anything more than 99.99999+%
is also imaginary. That means that the Top 3
list has the greatest certainty without
being imaginary. The number of podium appearances
or the number of Olympic medals matter. Anything more is just window dressing. Good for public relations, but not certainty.
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